The Canadian's 1st time in America.

The other, I got back from Sandusky Ohio. Usually, this would be a normal trip, but this time, its extra special, because me, the little Canadian boy, had never left the coutry. So it was a big deal.


This place was new for me, because i had never been to a place where every time I turn around there's a Target department store, even in my hotel room. I mean, it was kind of a drag. It's kind of hard to go to sleep when there's a giant department store lying at my shoulders and it's not a very good store either. The prices are bad, the range of items suck and when I walk into a department store, I like being greeted by a nice man with a good haircut, but at target, they don't my expectatio. It sucks.

I learned alot about Americans on this trip of mine. I had already knew that Americans were jerks, having been to a Jays vs. Yankees game. I hate those damn yankee fans. I hate those guys. But alot of the people from Ohio have a very weird way of talking, which i recently found out are called accents and they mispronounce words, like instead idea, idear and instead of wall, warl. I had no idea what they were talking
about. Also, the Americans are smelly and greasy and they say aint alot. Plus, some of them don,t know what some words are. Like, when I went to Cedar Point (an amusment park in sandusky), I wore my hat that said " Weir golf Canada." As I waited in line for some of the rides, the greasy Americans looked at my hat and raised an eyebrow and I could tell that they were thinking, "What in the hell is golf?" or "Canada? Isn't that a type of Russian food?" only with an accent. See? They even think with an accent, it's their way of life.


Also, it seems that Americans don't care too much about their job. The guys who worked at Cedar point used their walkie talkies to chat with other employees and the people at the subway dropped a peice of plastic in my roast beef sub. It wasn't plesant! Not at all. I also noticed that americans are very rude. I think that speaks for it self. Alot of them have moustaches too and they wear pladd with cut off sleeves and trucker hats. I thought I saw Larry the cable guy in person about 19 times.

In conclusion, I have to say that this was a really pointlees blog and I'm very sorry for wasting your time.